4 IS COMING
28 October at 21:30 - 29 October at 00:30
Ziegrastraße 11, 12057
I'm Jimmy Trash. And I got a story for you.
As I was maxin' and relaxin' around a "dampfbad" full of sweating beautiful teenagers and hanging out doing soggy cocaine from the top of double-headed albino cobras, one of my "famous" friends asked me the question:
"Jimmy, Jimmy Trash, how are you going to make 'TRASHFEST 4' even more trashy than last year? You had live fucking on stage, a freakshow, free tattoos, INCREDIBLE BANDS, you even had a fight with your own band onstage and kicked out a member in the middle of a song....
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TOP THAT SHIT???"
"Well", I told them, glancing glassily into the eye of the cobra as I took another line from its golden scales, "Apart from the MONOLITHIC lineup this year that will include":
Arizonan hell-fucks DESTRUCTION UNIT (ARGHGHGHG HOLY FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH????)
The Obsidians and the Mentalettes (doo wop a gogo!)
The Mokkers (trashettes!)
Everybody's favourite robot KRACH (BAVARIA!!!)
AND FAMOUS WEIRDOS "HARMONY IN MIAMI" (CHILE)
Sean Derrick Cooper Marquardt
"composer of experimental sunburnt soundscapes and the accidental guitar technique"
NA WOLF, ETERNAL FLAME
DJS GOO BLUM (Paris) and DEAD GIRL (Hell)
COME EARLY FOR GORE FILMS
MANY MORE HEADLINERS TO COME.
HOSTED BY DAVID DEERY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVED HIM SO MUCH LAST TIME.
"so" I say to my friends, naked, comfortable, peaking, covered in nothing but excessive pubic hair and teenagers, "even with all these amazing bands, I still have a trick up my sleeve to OUT-TRASH, OUT-HORROR, OUT-DISGUST all similar attempts to be the European KING OF TRASH..."
"Whath Dat" all of the naked bodies in the sauna ask...
"WE GONNA HAVE A VEGETARIAN HOT DOG EATING COMPETITION, MOTHERFUKKKERS!!!!!!!!!!"